just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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