I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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