Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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