she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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