4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He shit in the fireplace
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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