I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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