youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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