If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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