I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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