I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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