Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Sorry my hands just texted you
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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