yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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