I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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