singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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