i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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