wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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