So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i would punch a child for taco bell
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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