just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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