you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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