But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
