who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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