he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
