: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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