Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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