how can u be prego again
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He called his prostate his "boner button".
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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