Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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