Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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