My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I would fuck him just for his dog
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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