drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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