I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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