: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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