Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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