if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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