lets start a swedish sibling band together
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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