oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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