I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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