So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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