is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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