Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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