it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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