So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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