I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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