omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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