and you said cock pushups were impossible
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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