: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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