the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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