I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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