I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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