Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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