Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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