when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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