You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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