i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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