We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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