I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
